Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?
Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?A: you...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Polish Plane Landing
Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at anairport they had...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
The Cow and the Chicken
So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes… Baak!Baak! LOL...