Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Who is doing the work around here?
|The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing,...
A novel grasp on marriage
The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny....
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Blonde & Brunette
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story...
Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...