The best bar in the world…
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.They are having a good...
Lord, forgive me…
Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and...
10 Husbands
TEN HUSBANDSA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding...
Chatting on the plane
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He was de-lighted!
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I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
You’re not going to believe this!
A woman got a problem with her closet door – it was felling every...
Will you marry me?
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