Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Redneck Bonanza!
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Acronyms
PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...
Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...