Touring Washington
|A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
Together At Last
Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband....
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
The River
In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching...