Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was...
Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!