Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
A Blonde Question.
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said,...