Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...