Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
Golf in the Bedroom
Golf in the Bedroom Rules of Play Each player shall provide his own equipment...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Heated passions
Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While approaching the sixteenth...
And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!