Learning a lesson
|A prominent lawyer’s son dreamed of following in his father’s footsteps. After graduating from...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises....
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
Battles on the sea
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be…
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be cast off on...