The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...
Investment counselor
|An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Befits of Obesity
Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently. Research conducted entirely by...
Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...