Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
What kind of bunny…..
What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!
99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
Old & New concerns.
Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow:...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Identify the problem
|A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...