What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure…
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state,...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...