So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Tombstone Epitaph XV
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...