When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck,...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...