Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
Some explaining…
The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton...
S.H.I.T (Special High Intensity Traning)
Special High Intensity Training – S.H.I.T.MEMORANDUMTO: All EmployeesFROM: Communications ServicesSUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAININGIn...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...