Never argue with a women
A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...
Polak Plane Crash
Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery...