What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
Doomed!
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...