The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Pregnancy Advice…
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...