Tuns of Puns! Part II
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?
Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?A: you...
Hickbonics!
Atlanta School BoardThe Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the fuss over Ebonics,...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...