Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
Facts About Women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where...
Marriage quotes 04
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Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
Baseball in Heaven?
|Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...