Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
Letters To Landlord
Woo-hoo…check out these letters from tenants to landlords!”The toilet is blocked and we cannot...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...