Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Are the pilots flying blind?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Besides ,I Love You
Besides “I love you”, what three words does a wife want to hear most?”I’ll...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...