What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
IN THE BAG
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A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...
The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...
High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...
A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...
He had his own frog horn!
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