The preacher buys a parrot
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Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Millennia Year Application Software System
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Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...
The whole world could be happy
|Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...