Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall…
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall. Aftera while they get...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
OLD NEVER DIES 5
|OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...