One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
For Chocolate Lovers
For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV…
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
An academic problem
An academic problemIn a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up...