Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Priest Vs Rabi Confession
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional...
A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!