Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
Dog jokes 07
|Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and...
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!