What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
At The Superbowl
At The Superbowl Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company....
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
Three acurate guesses
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
The guide for all men
|WOMEN S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI m sorry. = You...