Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Pronounce it please!
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Why the bad plays?
| true story, according to the LA Times…..Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...
Yo\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’ mama\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s so fat…
Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...