Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
Top Ten Television Shows in Iraq
“Husseinfeld” “Mad About Everything” “U.S. Military Secrets Revealed” “Suddenly Sanctions” “Allah McBeal” “Wheel of...
A widow was feeling rather lonely…
A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing forher would...
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
Growing Wild
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body he lifts weights...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...