Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Merry Christmas law
|Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for…
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
On Childless Marriage
My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!
Love Thy Husband
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, he doctor...
Solve Indian puzzles
|An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave...
Kids and Religion!
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...