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At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
First Thing to do after Jail
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Tuns of Puns! Part II
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CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
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The system crash song
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An FBI investigation
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Empire State Building
A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the . How...
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Elephants VIII
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