What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
Blondes change a lightbulb
|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to...
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy…
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom,...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI
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Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...