Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
Jewish mothers
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on...
Woman’s instructions
|THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...
Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...