Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
A horrible tragedy
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching...
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years…
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.