Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
NY Times Ad
Ad seen in the New York Times… FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
A cultural comparison
|Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about...