Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...