Holiday Party Festivity Levels
Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
20 Things a Guy Learned From Action Movies
1. No matter what my problem is, it’s the fault of someone other than...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
The World’s Worst Joke!
…’Well, it wasn’t that tragic. Soon after that, I started seeing another man who...