No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
oh-oh…whole page of women jokes!
Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIEDOld aunts used to come...
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...
Battles on the sea
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...