Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce…
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...