Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
The Y-Zero-K Problem
The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius:...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...