If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show…
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
Heated passions
Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While approaching the sixteenth...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies…
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was...