Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship…
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...