I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
Your spinning me a yarn here!
|What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
A photographer from a well known national magazine…
A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned tocover the fires at...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.