Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
A kid’s view on marriage
|What Exactly Is Marriage?”Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives…
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says,...
Too much thinking…
Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an...
Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
Unfamiliar with a term
|These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...