A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Yo’ Mama Jokes
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
trapped in a bog
|Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...