Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom,...