Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
The great rabbit escape!
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Recruiting any and all pilots
|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally...