What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
An elderly couple in a senior home…
An elderly couple in a senior’s home used to visit the recreation room everyday....
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...