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Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
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A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
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A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
Valentine Day Story
Valentine’s Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform,...